[ dwight waits until he's got the chalet to himself to leave a gift for kate. waiting, somewhere dwight hopes will make it obvious that it's intended for her, is an acoustic guitar, unwrapped save for a green ribbon tied neatly and loosely around the neck. beside it is a card with glasses doodled onto the elf's face in pen.
inside, it reads: ]
Hey Kate,
I figured the first normal(?) Christmas time we've seen in a while should be a good one. I don't know anything about guitars, or if this one's even decent? But I saw it and it kind of reminded me of you, so. Ta da! (I think ta da only works in person but I only bought one card and scratching that out would look tacky. This also looks tacky, pretend I didn't fuck this card up so bad). Anyway. Merry Christmas, Kate!
Your friend, Dwight
[ taped to the inside of the card, next to where he signed his name, is a pick. ]
— delivery; mid december
inside, it reads: ]
Hey Kate,
I figured the first normal(?) Christmas time we've seen in a while should be a good one. I don't know anything about guitars, or if this one's even decent? But I saw it and it kind of reminded me of you, so. Ta da! (I think ta da only works in person but I only bought one card and scratching that out would look tacky. This also looks tacky, pretend I didn't fuck this card up so bad). Anyway. Merry Christmas, Kate!
Your friend,
Dwight
[ taped to the inside of the card, next to where he signed his name, is a pick. ]